Quote
November 5, 2008
Seriously, this quote is perfect in the spirit of yesterday’s election in the US:
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” (Oscar Wilde)
Chronicles of a sprained ankle: The three-legged walk
November 5, 2008
I downgraded from two crutches to two days ago! And while walking with one crutch is physically quite exhausting, mentally it’s surprisingly relaxing.
The reason why is that I have to walk with a certain rhythm; I have to first put the crutch down, then place my foot right beside it, then, leaning on my crutch, transfer my good foot forward as fast a possible so that my sprained foot doesn’t bear too much weight for too long. It’s learning a totally new way of walking after 20-something years of doing it with two legs.
The only way I have found to do it in a sustainable way for long lengths of time is by putting music on and walking to a beat: and one, and two-three, and one, and two-three – which, like I already mentioned, becomes something of a soothing mantra, further sustained by the beat of dance music blaring through my headphones.
And I have to admit, once again, that I am very grateful this is but a temporary condition, and props to all of you out there who have long-term or even permanent walking problems. You are quite brave and I deeply admire you for not being cranky (which I might have become after spending too much time weaving in and out of indifferent crowds with a crutch).
And I’d like to recommend the three-legged walk as a form of therapy for any suffering from stress or anxiety related mental problems
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CNN’s In the Field: This election will change the world
November 5, 2008
Note: While I like the title of the CNN blog post, I have to admit that I would have tweaked it to: “This election will change the world – if we get up and contribute to change”.
NEW YORK — Finding myself in New York City this U.S. election Day, I saw scenes that reminded me of the first democratic elections I covered in Afghanistan in 2004, or Iraq in 2005.
Scenes that reminded me of the historic election in South Africa in 1994 when a black man, Nelson Mandela, was elected president thus ending generations of white minority rule known as apartheid.
Or 1998 in Iran when women and young people turned out en masse to elect the first ever reform president, the moderate cleric Mohammad Khatami.
The enduring motif from those elections were the massively long lines at the polling centers. Men and women standing patiently, sometimes for hours, to cast their first ever vote for a hopeful secure future.
And that’s what I saw this morning in New York City as the polls opened. As I rode my son to school by bike, we passed a public school-turned voting center that made us gasp.
There were lines wrapped right around the whole block.
People were waiting happily, patiently, with their take-away coffee cups, snapping pictures of each other, recording what they clearly believed was their role in this historic democratic drama.
I asked some whether they had ever stood in line so long to vote here in the U.S. “Never” they said, smiling. TV and radio report similar long queues across the country.
Remember, the U.S. is never known for its high voter turnouts.
Everywhere you look the mood smacks of history…almost a foregone conclusion. Even New York City’s right-wing leading tabloids, are calling it for Obama.
These past few days, people riding in elevators, walking the corridors of their workplace, hopping in cabs or taking care of their kids, have all been discussing their plans for today, election day: Planning not just to cast their own vote, but to help shuttle the elderly, and cajole new young voters to the polls.
Meantime cable and broadcast TV networks can barely contain themselves: Newspaper articles quote news executives all but saying they will be able to call the election as soon as polls close early evening.
No election has electrified the U.S. like this since 1968. But the whole world wishes it could cast a vote in this one. Whatever happens, this U.S. election will change the world. Stay tuned.
November 5th post of Dead-Alive for NaNoWriMo 2008
November 5, 2008
Part 4
Even with coffee running through their system, it took Connor, Reena and David a good couple of minutes to assimilate my story.
“You sleep-walk,” David said.
I nodded.
“To places where murders have occurred,” he continued.
I nodded again.
“And then, you see the murder,” he finished.
“In short, yes.”
The three of them looked at each other. It was obvious that they were hesitating between calling my bluff, calling the cops or calling the psychiatric ward of the General Hospital.
“I’m not insane, guys,” I said, getting a little annoyed.
Reena sighed. “Calm down, Sean. You’re going to have to give us some time to wrap our heads around this. It’s not a story you hear every day.”
“Except if you are pitching ideas for the X-files,” muttered Connor.
“But you believe me, right?”
“I definitely believe that you sleep-walk and have nightmares while you sleep-walk, but if what you are saying is true, that you are actually seeing things that have happened…” Reena hesitated. “The implications are huge. Do you realise that?”
“Yes, I do,” I firmly said. But I felt my stomach knot with anxiety. I wasn’t sure anymore if this had been a good idea. Too bad it wasn’t April 1st; I’d claim it was all a joke. Maybe I should claim insanity and check myself in at a psychiatric ward.
Reena was the first to snap out of the incredulous trance that had enveloped the three of them. “There is nothing else we can do right now other than to finish your research,” she said. “Did you bring anything here?”
I shook my head.
“You’d better give Talya a call then,” she said.
“Why?”
“We’re going to spend a couple of hours at your place this afternoon. Between the four of us, we can go through the rest of your pile in what, two to three hours?”
A warm feeling suffused through me. The fact that they were willing to help me even as they were considering calling for help meant a lot. “You guys are OK with this, too?” I asked David and Connor. Reena did have a tendency to make plans for others, but I also wanted to hear from the guys themselves that they wanted to help.
“Of course we are,” David said. “I have a meeting this morning, but I’m ahead in everything. I can take the entire afternoon off.”
“So can I,” Reena said. “Your workload shouldn’t be too heavy,” she said to me, “since you have been working your head off lately. Were you trying to keep your mind off the dreams?”
“I was trying to work myself into exhaustion so I wouldn’t dream at all,” I confessed.
“Idiot,” Reena muttered. “You should have asked us for help sooner. Poor Talya, what does she do with you?”
“Well,” I started, a little defensively.
“What about you, Connor?” Reena said, ignoring me.
“I, euh, don’t know if I can take the afternoon off,” he said. “I’ll try to join you as soon as I can.”
While Reena, David and I did both our undergraduate and graduate degrees together, Connor had only joined us in the last year of our graduate degree. Although he was our friend, we weren’t as close and comfortable with him as we were with each other. It didn’t help that Connor’s hobbies and interests were so different from ours; while we would spend a lot of time together outside the office watching hockey games and playing pool, Connor preferred baseball (which I couldn’t stand) and hiking (which neither Reena nor David could stomach). I had always ignored the fact that just maybe Connor didn’t feel as included in the group as we had assumed him to be.
“It would really mean a lot to me to have you there,” I told him. “If you want, I can help you with anything you want so you can get it done faster.”
Connor smiled his typical half smile. “Thanks, Sean. If I think of anything, I’ll hand it over to you.”
I called Talya up and settled in to work. I was looking forward to the afternoon; for the first time in a long while, I didn’t feel alone.
We decided to order in pizza and installed ourselves on the huge dining room table Talya’s father had insisted on making for us when we purchased the house 7 years ago. Mrs. Condé was an amazing man; he had started a poor boy and was now an import-export magnate in his country. He had been particularly talented working with wood, and had convinced most of the country’s elite to purchase at least one of his creations within five years. He was a lot cleverer than people gave him credit for. Mr. Condé’s objective hadn’t been the national market; all along he had his sight set on the international market. He had known that getting the best of his furniture in all the right homes would have it noticed by important people who had the means to buy some of their own and ship them back home. Mr. Condé had focused his energies on people from three countries: France, Canada and the United States. And, finally, he had established himself in each of these countries and set up a modest yet very profitable export business. He had been 20 at the time.
Talya had inherited her father’s perseverance and ability to work very hard. So, when we got home, she had not only taken care of Shona, finished her work and officially called it a day, but she had arranged for Patrick to be picked up, for the dining room to be ready with papers, pens, printers and extension cords for the laptops and had ordered pizza.
“Sorry I didn’t make anything myself,” she apologised as I dropped a kiss on her cheek.
“Are you kidding me?” I said. “You’re amazing! This is fantastic!”
“It’s perfect, Talya,” David said, opening his bag and taking out his laptop. “Thank you for doing this.”
“I know,” she said, a little smug. “I’m Wonder Woman.”
Reena only laughed.
We set to work after we had taken a lunch break (at Talya’s insistence – I wanted to get to work immediately) and in a mere three hours we were finished with the rest of the files.
As we were putting it all together, the doorbell rang.
“Me me me me me,” we heard Shona shout as she ran towards the door.
I caught a glimpse of Talya rolling her eyes before she ran out of the dining room. “Shona Aisha Baynes, do not open the door before I get there!”
“So what are the final numbers?” I eagerly asked Reena, who was processing them.
She glared at me. “I might not be as amazing as your wife, but even she wouldn’t have finished tallying it all up in the twenty seconds since you last asked me.”
David chuckled. “Back off, Sean.”
“I see that the fighting continues even outside the lab,” a familiar voice said.
We looked up; Connor was in the doorway, looking a little sheepish. “Sorry I’m late,” he said. He just stood there, hesitant, as if he wasn’t sure if he was allowed into the clubhouse.
“Come on in,” I said, taking his bag from him and gesturing him into the dining room. “Your timing is perfect. We finished looking through the files and Reena is tabulating the results. Then we can start looking into, well…” My voice trailed off. What exactly would we be looking for?
“Actually,” Connor said, “I have been looking into that this afternoon. I didn’t think the rest of the files would be any different from the ones you had already looked into, so I went ahead and researched on the possible causes of your dreams.”
My mouth dropped open as I watched Connor pull out a thick stack of papers from his bag.
“I only made one copy of each document,” he said, a little apologetic, “because there are a lot and I didn’t want to waste paper.”
“I think that’s wise,” David said, reaching for the first document. “It gives us a good excuse to divide the work in five, rather than each read everything.”
I chuckled; trust David to take the easy way out. “So?” I asked Connor. “Anything particularly interesting?”
“If what you are seeing is, in fact, the real deal, then no one out there has ever been able to do this. As for your hit ratio? It’s incredible. No other psychic has ever been able to have anywhere near a one hundred percent ratio.”
“That’s incredible,” Reena said. “Imagine what this could mean!”
“If this… thing continues and you learn how to control it, you could revolutionize crime-fighting in this city,” David said, a little in awe.
I fought the torpor that was invading my brain, struggling to understand the implications of what was being said. Connor had referred to other psychics. Did that make me…?
“I think Sean might need a seat and a drink,” my wife’s soft voice broke through.
I nodded and started sitting, not knowing if anything was there. Thankfully, I made contact with a chair and was soon gulping down the tall glass of cold orange juice.
I slammed the glass down. “I’m not a psychic,” I said.
Four pair of incredulous eyes and respective raised eyebrows stared at me.
“Sweetie,” Talya broke the silence. “I know you don’t believe in this stuff, but currently the evidence shows that…”
No, no, no! “I’m going for a walk,” I snapped, walking out of the dining room.
“Excellent,” Talya’s voice trailed after me. “You can pick Patrick up.”
Trust my wife to make the most of the situation.
Why you should watch Little Mosque on the Prairie
November 5, 2008
Canadian TV is often overshadowed by something bigger – i.e. its American counterpart (have you heard of that beast before?) which is unfortunate because we have some great prime time stuff to watch (and for once, I’m not talking about hockey).
It seems quite normal for Canada, with its (still) lovely reputation, to come up with a show dealing with serious issues such as integration and prejudice with a humorous, non-threatening, realistic and non-demeaning twist. Little Mosque on the Prairie, set in the fictional town of Mercy (in Saskatchewan), follows the sometimes hilarious lives of its Muslim townspeople, as well as their interactions with non-Muslims whose opinions are often heavily influenced by mainstream media. One of the show’s promotional taglines, “Small town Canada with a little Muslim twist”, says it all. The show neither glorifies nor debases the Muslim community it depicts, choosing instead to show them as the normal human beings they are, with strengths and weaknesses, who grieve, love, get angry and get sad – all without forgetting a dash of delightfully Canadian humour.
Who would have thought that Muslims are – gasp – normal? (Sarcasm, anyone?)
Maybe this is why the show has such high ratings in over 80 countries; as the Globe and Mail explains, its “respectful, realistic, honest look at the life of Muslims as outsiders in a small prairie town” doesn’t insult anyone without over or under playing typical prejudices. The considerate, respectful use of humour in a voice from a country known worldwide for its openness might be what is needed in a post-9/11 world – because the effects of that terrible event are still omnipresent.
While the religious angle is always present in the show, it doesn’t take away from the standard sitcom themes – friends, family, work, disagreements, misunderstanding etc. The characters are delightfully colourful, as Little Mosque on the Prairie seeks to represent all those who would live in such a setting: the paranoid Christians, the open-minded and understanding Christians, the good Christians, the Christians who don’t quite care if they are good or not, the conservative Muslims, the liberal Muslims, the good Muslims and the not so good ones. In typical sitcom fashion, the misunderstood minority, i.e. the Muslims, get into situations amongst themselves as well as with ‘the others’; the two types of clashes make for some good (realistic) laughs. Using such a variety of characters protects the show from insulting stereotypes, painting instead a real picture of how people of the same community – geographical, religious or otherwise – can be so different.
I like the fact that the show doesn’t try to make political statements, and yet doesn’t ignore the reality of the world it is set in. In one episode, Baber can’t fly into the US because he is on the ‘no-fly’ list; to make to an important conference, he has to drive there. Rather than put the emphasis on the politics of the ‘no-fly’ list, the show chooses to focus on the hilarious consequences of poor, helpless Baber trying to con his friends into driving him down to the States and all the funny things that happen on the way.
Another thing that I like is the fact that the show doesn’t shy away from humorous Islamic conundrums. Its characters try to practice Islam in a Christian world, which makes such conundrums a reality not only for them, but for many other minorities. One episode asked if a gay man can see a Muslim woman without her hijab on. As a Bahá’í I can relate to these conundrums, which can be quite hilarious and yet are still a real part of minorities in Canada (hello, kirpan in schools debate in Quebec of 2006?).
Whatever the case, we are quite lucky in that the episodes are, for now at least, on Youtube, so do give this show a try. The official website is also worth checking out. Enjoy!

